GR Mom invention: mint, lime juice, equal parts rum and bourbon.

Margarita with coconut milk, blended with ice, Alcohol free (AF): Lime juice simple syrup, jalapeno simple syrup, Alcohol Free (AF): Blueberry Syrup, Club Soda, Rum, pineapple juice, cream of coconut, orange juice, Bourbon, lemon juice, honey, fresh ginger, cayenne pepper. Jasmine's life partner, Schmieg, asked Riley to take good care of Jasmine and GR Mom and Dad before she left for Schmieg Heaven, and Riley did a top notch excellent job. Canadian whiskey, lemon juice, maple syrup; GR Mom invention that's "basically a whiskey sour, but Canadian". 2/29/2020

Queso also has a white face and a pink nose. GR Mom's selection. Sleep part 2, bones, and then a bunch of weird stuff, 18. (Relatedly, it's said that Queso was the sun, helping to explain why they were such good pals.). Each week in The Golden Ratio Podcast, GR Mom gives us a cocktail of the week. Classic, "beginner" cocktail: Disaronno (or other almond liqueur), simple syrup, lemon juice, orange slice, and cherries.

Venkman was the second member of The Golden Ratio to be adopted, following only Hopper. Although Riley's health issues prevented GR Mom and Dad from formally adopting him, they announced on the June 12, 2019 edition of TheGolden Ratio podcast that they were officially keeping him and everyone else should back off GR Mom's Boyfren. Cognac, lime juice, ginger syrup, sugar syrup, mint leaves, soda water.

Gender 60 lbs Hopper: Is blonde,with long chest floof. 137. Aliases Schmieg was not a fan of thunderstorms and required comfort snuggles and a comfort shirt to endure them. The dogs are big fans of meatballs, carrots (team crunch, team chaos, and team roasty), and lamps. Queso Alcoholic version: St. Germaine, champagne, club soda. Weight

Maggie Over the time she has lived with her new family, she has come out of her shell. He is loved and missed by all. Shortly after Voodoo joined the Squad, Parmesan was introduced.

Before being fostered, she belonged to a breeder, and when she was rescued, her original name was unknown.

Guacamole has the darkest fur of the squad. Recipe available, Mint julep with chopped peaches and peach preserves added, Essentially a Tom Collins with bourbon instead of gin: whiskey, lemon, simple syrup, and club soda.

Rye, lemon juice, pineapple juice, simple syrup, green chartreuse.

Remembering Swiz and million other updates. Maggie passed away on April 9, 2019, after a battle with hemangiosarcoma.

Queso was in bad shape when GR mom and dad started fostering her. Relatives Due to his health issues, Riley was initially not adoptable, as GRREAT's general policy is to clear the dogs' medical charts before adoption or otherwise list them as hospice fosters. He is also blind.

Use Control + F on PC or Command + F on Mac. She loved to play, and her favorite pal to play with was Venkman. Celebrating GR Mom & Dad's 6th wedding anniversary. The comfort shirt was quite a fashion statement, and Schmieg easily combined positive mental health treatment with fashion-forward style. Chicago, Riley, and Grasshopper Tacos, Tequila, simple syrup, lime juice, pineapple juice, 1 oz Each Light Rum, Dark Rum, 151 Rum, 3 oz Orange Juice, 1.5 oz, 2 oz Amaro, .5 oz Lemon Juice, 4 oz Ginger Ale, Coffee, splash of Irish whiskey, splash of Bailey's, Light rum, dark rum, orange juice, pineapple juice, grenadine, crushed, Podcast recorded immediately after previous. One shot rum, 1 dash Angostura bitters, slice of lime, 4. Other "bonus" episodes may or may not mention a cocktail, and occasionally a "regular" podcast will omit a cocktail for various reasons. After battling health issues including cancer inside one eye, as well as dementia and arthritis, St. Patrick crossed the Rainbow Bridge on January 21, 2021[3]. On his diet of fast food and canned dogfood, he managed to gain some weight during his time in the GR household. Life Partner / Soul Sister: Maggie During her recovery period, GR mom would reference her shaved ankles (where the vets had injected anesthesia) by singing "boots with the fur."

Alcohol-free (AF) drink: Ginger syrup, mint, pineapple juice, club soda, ice.

Venk had vveekly vveigh-ins during her vvorkouts prior to the 5K.

On June 1, 2020, St. Patrick (originally Theo) joined the household while in recovery from emaciation and multiple illnesses.

Both need to lose weight, but Voodoo has more chonk than CB.

As of April 2019, Venk has lost about 1/3 of her body weight (20 lbs). special Treats include meatballs, cheeseburgers, and especially WAFFLES. Cognac, gin, Cointreau noir, lime juice, orange bitters, absinthe rinse; shaken, served with orange oil from the rind. Her hair is slightly wavy, while not being as floofy as the the other Golden Ratio dogs. Riley was an honorary girl but the first male member of the Ratio. Seeing Queso's condition, GR mom and dad decided to keep Queso for the expected short time she had left. Emergency surgery was performed to remove the object, which was later determined by GR mom to be pieces of a few dog toys. The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community.

She has fairly short chest floof.

Bourbon, lemon juice, orange juice, pineapple juice, demerara syrup (simple syrup made with demerara sugar), grenadine, bitters. Female Vink was invented because it rhymes with far more words, allowing her to have a song.

As a result, he was given a special diet of whatever he wanted.

In 2018, when it was discovered Venk was very overweight, GR Mom founded the Venkman 5K. Physical description She is blonde with a white face, and a flatter shaped head.

Celebrating National Root Beer Float Day and honoring dry (no alcohol) August, though this would not last for the whole month.


Another difference is that his ears are sorta wavey that the others. Vink, vink, vink the dink, vink vink vink the dink. Song: Riley, he is so smiley, the smiley boyfren Riley! Before the Golden Ratio social media accounts were created, they fostered over 20 dogs.

It was during their trip to Key West in 2017 that Queso hit a turning point and began her recovery into the playful, face chomping, permanent member of the Golden Ratio. Venk, Vink, Vonk Sometimes easy to confuse with Queso, but has a dome shaped head and much longer chest floof. She could barely lift herself up from a lying down position and initially they did not think Queso had much time left. While her full name is Venkman, GR Mom often refers to her as Venk or Vink, or occasionally Vonk when she's particularly derpy. A Quarantini from This Podcast Will Kill You, punch recipe: 1 can frozen lemonade, 1 can frozen orange juice, 2 cups bourbon, black tea, water, frozen to slushy consistency and topped with ginger ale to serve. At home version of a cocktail from. By 2020, Hopper's face has a lot more white than Venk's.

"This is a margarita day" - GR Dad.

Gender [1] Perhaps he wasn't 100% golden, but he was 100% good boy.

In honor of the Swiz.

"Might be better with frozen concentrated orange juice. The dark rum used here is Raw and Unfiltered from, Spiced rum, pineapple juice, lime juice, allspice-cider syrup, and bitters garnished with candied ginger.

Adopted with Jasmine in 2016, Maggie was the Spokesdog of the group, although it must be noted that she never got around to delivering the reports expected of her, focusing her energies instead on being a wonderful sister to her GR Crew and a very good dog to her humans.

Her face is more narrow than the rest of the dogs.

He is also quite shaggy as described. She's part of a bonded pair with Maggieand was a part-time existential philosopher[1]. Riley is brown with white around his mouth and both of his eyes. On October 20, 2019, it was announced that Riley passed away.

Adopting the pair was an almost immediate decision. Similar to a margarita.

Stole your girl, stole our hearts Physical description Remi's former owners neglected him, and upon finding out his medical condition, instructed the vet to put him down. If the dog is looking damp from swimming, it's Hops. Bailey's, Kahla, vodka, ice, and heavy cream (+chocolate syrup), blended to a milkshake consistency. 1. In addition to the adopted dogs, GR Mom and GR Dad also occasionally foster other golden retrievers until they can find a different foster home or a forever home. On November 17, 2020, Voodoo (renamed from Bu) was introduced as a foster.

Team Roasty

Bourbon, aperol, lime juice, ginger beer, Whiskey, Bailey's, coconut rum (in equal parts), Empress gin, cranberry and ginger simple syrup, lemon juice, champagne. Cocktail in honor of the Cheese Cube.

Venk is enclosed in this room during mealtimes in an effort to prevent such blatant thievery and to reduce her meatball status. Pineapple juice, orange juice, spiced rum, vanilla rum, 151 rum.

Jasmeen Meen, The Finest Dog I've Ever Seen Seen

St. Patrick [4]. Relatives Birthday: 10/14/2007.

In November 2018, they fostered Sizzle ("The Sizzly One"), a seven-year-old golden retriever who had to have 29 of her teeth removed due to neglect by her previous owners. [4] Her final days were well-celebrated, including a flower crown photo shoot and many car rides. Venk has also been seen encouraging new dogs to play and join in the chaos of the household. Here are some distinguishing characteristics: The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community.

ratio hopper After initial issues, he settled in well and grew to be playmates with Guac, Voods and Venk, and in November 2021, it was announced he'd be staying with the squad. The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Species Champagne, Campari, sweet vermouth. Date of birth Frozen margarita: tequila, triple sec, orange, orange juice, heavy cream, ice. Below are descriptions of all fostered dogs--including "failed fosters," i.e., dogs who were adopted by the GR family--since 2018. Being a Therapy Dog + Running with Dogs, Mint, simple syrup, rum, Angostura bitters, swizzled and served over ice, Alcohol free (AF): vinegar, sugar, and desired fruit, Gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, champagne, Rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, ginger ale, Cruzan Blackstrap Rum, lemon juice, simple syrup, Cynar, 16. Dog Personality Tests and social media, 24. She was the first foster dog after thegoldenratio4 instagram was formed.

Vodka (or gin), pineapple juice, grenadine, shaken and topped with champagne.

November 5th, 2004 2. Later, she enjoyed spending time with Swizzle, her tinier and hungrier doppelganger with a shared interest in car rides. You can also listen to Schmieg Sounds on Spotify. She has wavy ears and often has a nihilistic expression.

Species Unfortunately he followed his sister Swizzle's lead and ate his cake with the lit candle still in it. He also has tear stains which make him easy to distinguish.

Some scholars say she was the best of the group, but that is debated. [2] Toby was 6 months old at the time of his arrival. Her favorite game to play was "FLING!

Fan Accounts: A St. Patrick account was created solely for zoomed-in shots of his paws!

Marital status She's known for her cheery introductions - beginning with "Yes hello!"

Biographical information Riley and Jasmeen (The Finest Dog I've Ever Seen) bonded together in their snuggly needs for GR Mom's attention.

A photo of Venkman aka Venk

He also has a more angular face than the rest of the dogs. The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community.

Queso slept at the bottom of the stairs at night, while the rest of the dogs sleep on the second floor.

Gin, Blood Orange w/Meyer Lemon ginger ale (also from Bruce Cost), 0.5oz orange juice, 0.5oz lemon juice, 1oz simple syrup. Finally, it was announced at the September 14 liveshow in Maryland that Boyfren was officially, officially adopted. GR Mom quickly elevated Riley to "boyfriend" status, and as such was often called "Boyfren Riley" or simply "Boyfren."

It was such a momentous occasion that GR mom and dad released a special podcast episode to announce it. ), 1. Black strap rum, Campari, pineapple juice, lime juice, simple syrup, Suggested and invented by Friend of the Squad run_doclisa: variation on the French 75. GR Dad's selection. Light & dark rum, pineapple, orange juice, bitters, grenadine.

Topo Chico is very tasty sparkling water from Mexico, says GR Mom.

states united presley elvis 0.75 oz each of rye whiskey, blonde rum, Cachaa, and simple syrup; 1.5oz lemon juice; 4oz of champagne.

Loganberry gin (sent by a friend of the squad) used in the classic French 75 cocktail: gin, sugar, lemon juice, and champagne, Tequila, Cointreau, cream of coconut, lime juice; prepared similarly to a margarita, Gin, Lillet blanc, orange liqueur, lemon juice.

Curiously, this room previously served as Jasmine's dining quarters, as Jasmine's nihilistic tendencies to wander off and philosophize during mealtime led her to forget to finish eating.

He's also MUCH taller than anyone else. Initially labelled a hospice case due to what was thought to be a hemangiosarcoma on his spleen, the GR Squad was able to adopt him after the tumor was found to be benign. MAGGIE, also known as SCHMIEG, has a domed head and often receives gentle reassurances from GR mom in the morning. Maggie was GR Mom's Number One Cooking Pal, often waiting patiently in the kitchen with her and providing excellent company and companionship while GR Mom prepared meals. He came to the GR household very underweight and sick, as well as being somewhat blind and deaf.

Maggie. ", where one of her toys is thrown in the air for her to catch. Jasmine, also called "Jasmeen" or "Jasmeen-meen, the finest dog I've ever seen-seen", was a member of the Golden Ratio.

(Derivative of GR Mom's Big Cheese chant posted on twitter by user @maryann_jamison after Queso passed away), Big cheese, It's the big cheese, we love you big cheese, You are our big cheese, The Key West big cheese, Escape-o big cheese. GR Dad frequently compared St. Patrick to Secretariat on account of both having "back legs that work like hand grinders.".

Affiliation (GR Mom and Dad did not drink this and have no plans to do so; they drank Painkillers during the podcast. Gender Venk had problems with her joints, although they've been repaired via surgery[3]. Chief Brody (renamed from Cody) joined the GR household as a foster in late February of 2020.

Cuban rum and lime juice.

Jasmine is quite large and thin, with a mostly caramel-colored coat aside from her sugar face.

He's WAY BIGGER than swiz, who is the smallest of the squad. Her empathetic nature means she's a natural at this and she can be found hovering around any ailing dog. From, Gin, Campari, Cointreau, orange juice, cranberry juice, champagne, Tequila, Cointreau, lime juice, pepper-infused honey, 1.5oz [sugarcane] vodka, blueberry simple syrup (with lemon zest). He is the only red/brown dog. Although a happy, handsome dog, and very photogenic, Riley did not enjoy group photos and typically appeared quite grumpy in them. August 1, 2012 Shortly after arriving, when the girls were all outside the house, GR mom and dad could not find Queso and became concerned. The spiced rum used here is Duval Street from. Date of birth Gin with butterfly pea flower, pineapple juice, lemon juice, orgeat syrup, Coconut rum, cream of coconut, blue curacao; coconut on rim of glass; reported on podcast that it might be better with some lime, Tequila, lime juice, ginger syrup, Angostura bitters. Species ", Dark rum, lemon juice, Orgeat (almond) syrup, pineapple juice, Angostura bitters, Dark rum, overproof rum, Angostura and Peychaud's bitters, pineapple juice, ginger syrup, Vodka, sparkling cider (e.g., Stella Artois Cidre), ginger beer, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, gummy worms, Vanilla rum, mead, honey syrup, pineapple juice, Gin, apricot brandy, lemon juice, grenadine. Maggie: Is darker brown but has a completely white face. Physical description Species "A cross between a margarita and a mule. One of the final days of the trip, Queso was found playing outside with Jasmine, another sign that she had reversed her physical decline, and was on a healing trajectory. 10/14/2007 Spiced rum, coconut rum, cream of coconut, orange juice, pineapple juice, grenadine, Maraschino cherry, ice, Amber rum, lime juice, ginger ale, pineapple juice, 61. CB was always intended as a permanent squad member, but couldn't become official until Guacamole's foster period was over.

An Old Fashioned (traditionally bourbon, Angostura bitters, simple syrup, orange peel garnish), but replacing bourbon with rum.

"A nice little orangey, tart gin drink.".

Riley also had kidney disease and a damaged left eye, but these issuesin no way detracted from his smiley perfection. In February 2020, three-year-old Guacamole joined the household as a new foster dog.

Losing weight has also helped, which is the primary reason GR Mom and Dad try to restrict her overeating: her health and longevity are paramount, even though there's no shame in being a floofy chonk and and everyone loves Meatball Venk. He found immediate comfort in holding tennis balls and Blhaj in his mouth, and quickly joined Team Chaos upon his arrival at the Keys house. (Cocktails not consumed during podcast, just discussed--actually drinking Painkillers.). Gender

He was, however, a big fan of spaghetti, fries and cheeseburgers. Swizzle has darker fur than Jasmine. Song: It's Jasmeen, it's Jasmeen, the finest dog I've ever seen-seen! She was named after Dr Peter Venkman, Bill Murrays character in Ghostbusters.

A variation on the Negroni replacing gin with Champagne; translates to "the Negroni mistake."

Her head is shaped like a perfect dome. You do not need an Instagram account to view the photos.

Biographical information Date of death

She is the founding member of both Team Chaos and the Meal Time Hype Squad and has successfully got several other dogs to join in the meal time excitement. A play on a classic cocktail, the Suffering Bastard. The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community.

Date of birth

Venkman: Is blonde, and is Hopper's younger half sister. It can be hard to learn which dog is which when you are new to the Golden Ratio. Voodoo was officially announced as adopted on December 1, 2020. [2] Later in the fall of 2019, Jasmine and Queso again shared medical maladies, when they each developed vestibular syndrome within a few days of each other.[3].

A new sequel, written by a second fan, now depicts the same friends (plus the more recently departed Swizzle) arriving to guide him to the next life[5].

Queso doesnt like crunchy carrots, so now GR mom and dad make roasted carrots as an option for those who eschew crunch. "A fortuitous mistake" --GR Mom.

Usually, GR Mom and Dad drink this cocktail as they record; other times, it's just something they've consumed recently or otherwise wish to discuss.

Date of death St. Patrick (formerly Theo) was the first non-Golden Retriever to join the squad.

Vodka, Irish cream, coffee liqueur, chocolate liqueur, milk, single cream, Rum, St. Germaine, lime juice, club soda, dash of bitters, Gin, blueberry puree, ginger beer, lemon juice, 0.5 oz each of vodka, gin, rum, tequila, blue curacao; 2 oz lemonade, 2 oz whiskey, 1 oz elderflower liqueur (e.g., St. Germaine), 2 dashes Angostura bitters, club soda (variation on an Old Fashioned), Gin, cognac, lemon juice, sugar syrup, a dash of absinthe, topped with soda, Gin, Benedictine, Grand Marnier (or other orange liqueur), cherry heering (or amaretto), club soda.

"More of a glorified shot" than a cocktail--GR Dad. [2] He was fine, but between this and his Parkour down the stairs, he was known to cause GR Mom a lot of stress! Labradoodle / Muppet The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Affiliation Created and submitted by Friend of the Squad Jen (. CB and Voodoo are both very large and almost the same size as each other.

Affiliation Classic cocktail: sugar cube soaked with Angostura bitters (1-2 dashes), topped with champagne. February 11th, 2020 Jasmine is also darker brown, but the white on her face is not complete.

In July of 2018, Queso did not eat for several days. The Golden Ratio isa group of magical pups, loved and cared for by GR Mom and GR Dad. Schmieg health update, Venk Howls, and, Coconut rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, Eggnog; can be spiked with rum, whiskey, or bourbon (Don't Use Rye), Sparkling apple cider, mango, banana, superfine sugar, crushed ice, 45. Venk is very caring andempathetic with the other dogs.

For many, his passing brought to mind a story written by a Friend Of The Squad who imagined him being guided to the Golden Ratio household by a squad of "there-but-not-there" friends - the angel dogs who'd passed before him[4]. The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Jasmeen Meen, The Finest Dog I've Ever Seen Seen. In April of 2019, as a part of a dog study at the Canine Cognition Lab, it was discovered that Jasmine was "basically deaf." Exposure and Positive Reinforcement for Anxiety, 1.5 oz bourbon, 3/4 oz peach syrup, 3/4 oz lemon juice, 25.


), Submitted by Friend of the Squad Beth: 2oz vodka, 2oz pineapple juice, 0.5oz lime cordial, shaken and served on ice with ginger ale.

Team Roastie Since he was found as a stray, his date of birth and breed were unknown. Hopper is also starting to get a little white mask on her face as of late 2018.

Date of birth Links in the "cocktail" column show Instagram photos of the cocktails where available, typically from Jen's account Salt & Glitter. While brought in under the label of a Golden Retriever mix, later DNA testing proved that he was a Labradoodle; he remains the only GR dog to date who was not a Golden. Similar to a whiskey sour, invented at. Male (and Honorary Girl) Date of birth His previous family lost interest in him, and were not caring for his allergy needs.

Links in the description/notes column may show recipes, stores/purchasing options, or other relevant sites.

Pineapple mango juice and blue curacao, carefully layered to look like the Ukranian flag inside of a shotglass. Fever Tree Mediterranean tonic, Hendrick's gin, garnished with juniper berries, a lime wedge, and a cube of Manchego cheese. Female

She also demonstrated impeccable dance moves, backing it up from the kitchen after receiving her crunchy carrot, to the delight of her Snapchat followers.

Female The never ending pooooddcaaaaaassstttt. Tequila, grapefruit juice, lime juice, sugar, splash of club soda. 3/4 oz Key lime rum, 3/4 oz coconut rum, 4 oz pineapple juice, ginger ale, 1 oz coconut Rum, 1 oz Key lime rum, 3 oz coconut water, shaken together, Vodka, strawberries, mint, lime juice, simple syrup, club soda, La Croix, grenadine, Key lime juice, served over ice, 2 oz whiskey, ginger ale, club soda, twist of lemon (optional) over ice, Light rum, coconut rum, fresh mint, simple syrup, club soda, Camp Craft Cocktails (Pineapple Jalapeo, Ginger Hibiscus Lemon), Vodka, blueberries, mint, honey (in honor of Hopper the honey dog), lime juice, club soda.

He was a loved dog, but his sick and elderly owners had trouble taking care of him: he was overweight, mostly untrained, and did not have his epilepsy closely managed.,, As an elderly doggo, Queso did not use stairs.

Vodka, peach nectar, Fleur de Vie (hibiscus spirit from.

Fan Accounts: There is a VenkSpins account, Venk close up, and a Mind inside Venk Account! Founding member of Team Chaos 1oz each of Cognac, rum, and lemon or lime juice; 0.5 oz Grand Marnier; simple syrup; dash of orange bitters.

She also often received Schmieg Affirmations, which are positive statements from GR Mom reminding her of what a perfect dog she was and how everything in her life was going to be great.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, She's a great sister.


St. Patrick liked looking at his reflection in mirrors.

Riley, aka, Boyfren, was a member of The Golden Ratio, having joined the squad as a foster dog on March 5, 2019. Date of death The house the GR parents rented during the winter of 2017-2018 in Key West is elevated, and had a long staircase or a platform elevator required to enter the house.

Team Cronch Venkman In July 2021, new foster dog Remoulade (briefly known as Roquefort) was introduced. She is also convinced that she is a sled dog after being sent boots by Blair Braverman.

Maggie has a beautiful sugar face, magnificent floof, an odd but endearing body shape (perhaps due to being obese at one time in life), and the most perfect dome in all existence. Guac has slightly lighter fur than Swizzle and he does not have any white on his face.

Queso's solo day for pictures is Tuesday, usually "Taco Tuesday with Queso." QUESO is older but is the most recent addition and the largest dog. For many months, Riley was "unofficially adopted," but at last became legally adopted in September 2019.[1]. Physical description Riley was a member of Team Roastie and the founding member of Team Thief. Alcohol free (AF). Guac is also the largest of the current squad. 2. Date of death Relatives

Queso "loves to play-so" and "has a nice face-o, lives with us in the place-o, and "her arguments are quite persua-so." Hopper and Venkman look very similar.

She remains awesome and always shall be. ", Gin, Cointreau, lemon juice, orange juice. Boyfren, Smiley Riley

Note: the "No Rules" podcasts, introduced in Spring 2020 as supplementary content during the COVID-19 pandemic, do not have a Cocktail of the Week.

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